We extend a special welcome to everyone, whether you’re single, married, divorced, gay, filthy rich, or dirt poor. We warmly welcome crying newborns, those who are skinny as a rail, and those who could afford to lose a few pounds.

You’re welcome here whether you can sing like an angel or can’t carry a tune. Whether you’re “just browsing,” just woke up, or just got out of jail, you’re welcome. We embrace people from all backgrounds: Protestant, Catholic, Evangelical, Liberal, Conservative, and everything else outside and in between.

A special welcome to those over 60 but young at heart, and to teenagers growing up too fast. We welcome soccer moms, NASCAR dads, starving artists, tree-huggers, latte-sippers, vegetarians, and junk-food lovers. Whether you are in recovery or still struggling with addiction, we welcome you. If you’re having problems, feeling down, or don’t like “organized religion,” we’ve been there too.

If you spent all your offering money at the casino, you’re still welcome here. Whether you think the earth is flat, work too hard, don’t work, can’t spell, or are here because grandma wanted to go to church, you’re welcome.

We welcome those who are inked, pierced, or both. If you could use a prayer right now, had religion forced on you as a kid, or just got lost and ended up here by mistake, we’re glad you came. Tourists, seekers, doubters—everyone is welcome here!